Posted by: Leah | August 15, 2007

Laugh away.

Have you read this yet! Its a forwarded email.

We’ ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother.
Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it’s only now that I
gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the
eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And
then, he came over with me. He said, “I hope you don’t mine. Can I get your
number?” Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn’t give it back? He
explained naman na it’s so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if
i’m wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba!
Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!!
Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing
in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we’ll go ouch na rin. Now,
we’re so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed
our fried. Kasi, I’m 33 na and I’m running our time.

After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. “Will you marriage me?” I’m ina
state of shocked.
Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it’s four! This is true good to be
true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor. Pero nung inaayos
ko na ang aming kasal, everything
swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming
table, may
babaeng humirit ng, “Well, well, well. Look do we have here.” What the
fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told
her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn’t want this to get our
hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her
boyfriend. Ats if! I don’t want to portrait the role of the other woman.
Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, “please, mine you own
business!” Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it’s not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na
rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I’m so happy.
Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He’s so supportive. Sabi niya, “Look at
is this way. She’s our of our lives.”

Kaya advise ko sa inyo – take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn
the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we’ll
just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second
emotion.

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Responses

  1. OH MY GOD!!!!! I’m laughing my ass off here Leah..this is so hilarious!!!!! thanks for sharing. My favorite line “the nerd!” bwahahaha

    Anyway may I borrow? post ko rin sa site ko hehe

  2. I read before dressing up to go to work and had a laugh 🙂 Hilarious hehe 🙂 Thanks for making me laugh on a rather gloomy day 🙂

  3. THE!!! tawa ako ng tawa promise!! buti nalang wala ng tao dito sa office!! connect me if i’m wrong ha, but is this funny or what?!?

  4. So funny! Inis ako kasi I didn’t get some of it! Is this a true letter??? Too gullible? 🙂

  5. Got this same email this morning. Still laughing after reading it again..Hehehe 🙂

    Hey, can I link you? If it’s ok 🙂

  6. at first i thought you have some typo-errors until the realization came na melany marquez pala ito! hahaha. and yeah, just burn the bridge when you get there. LOL

  7. galing galing mo namang magpatawa. hehe.

  8. ang kulet naman nito, hehehehe

  9. binalikan ko ito para basahin para matawa ako, ang lakas kasi ng ulan ngayon.. hehehe.. iniisip ko nalang na blessing in the sky itong ulan na ito, bwahahaha

  10. grabe! naaliw naman ako dito sa entry mo. I really had a good laugh.

  11. Thanks Leah for spreading a good dose of laughter.

  12. Leah pinipigialn kong tumawa dito sa post mo kasi ala una na ng umaga dito sa Pransya, tulog na silang lahat dito ! Naaliw ako, babasahin ko ulit bukas kasi gusto kong tumawa ng malakas !!!!!!!!

  13. Ouch! My stomach so pain from laughing na ha! Please stop, I beg your favor! Omigosh! What a great scent of humor ha! BWAHAHAHAHA!

  14. dis is really punny…. forgot’s sake, you have to tell me to the marines !

  15. kelangan basahin aloud. hahaha! 🙂

  16. Hehe, kumakalat na talaga itong email letter. I wonder if it was intentional, because if it wasn’t, then the writer had inadvertently created a classic… a masterpiece even. 😀

  17. I also got this email the other day.
    LMAO ako when I read it hahaha.
    Even as I re-read it here, natawa pa rin ako!

  18. Oh .. l laughed so loud my daughter woke. Ay, bawal magpost ng ganyan ka-funny. Or at least i shouldn’t be reading it at 2.30 a.m. hahaha

  19. add these: what do you want to exit and where do you pick? translate that in tagalog:) hehe

  20. Ha! Ha! ha! glad you all had good laughs!

  21. Hilarious!!! 😀

  22. hahaha kakatawa talaga! padala mo naman sa akin post ko din sa site ko!

    btw, Cita passed the nursing board exam (local!). We are SOOOOO HAPPPY!

  23. i didn’t realise my letter would travel the net this long…
    😛


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